The Gentleman That Stumbled Drunkenly Into His Bed Lyrics

I'm such a Gentleman

Never hit a kid or woman

An upstanding citizen

I declare and chip in every cent

Quite a kindly chap

A simple man raising his hat

Never starts a fight

Well, I'm just good as gold and polite

Greeting people with "good evening" and "goodbye"

Stories tell I've never told a lie

But sorry to tell what happened then

I don't recognize myself

I'm a good man

Such a Gentleman

But there is still one little thing

I will never forget

I stumbled drunkenly into my bed

My elbow gently hit against my wife's head

I crashed the wooden slats in pain

That bar has snookered me all over again

I hate this game

I mistakenly avoid myself to blame

Such a Gentleman

When the memory's back

I feel like I don't want to things to go that way

Such a Gentleman

Every time you're back

I hope that it could always stay this way

Such a Gentleman

When the memory's back

I feel like I want to leave and move into that time again

When you and I could recognize ourselves

[I'm a good man…]

I shouldn't have yielded to the pressure that day

But the echo of the spirits has to timelessly sustain

Otherwise, every day's the same

I went back to the door didn't mean to stay in bed

I'm sorry to say I had another glass instead

We left many words unsaid