SMALL DICK ANTHEM! Lyrics

I chop my fucking dick off

For a god damn micro penis

Aye

Fucking these hoes like none of them average

I don't wanna a bad bitch I wanna fat bitch

Vans on my feet bitch I look like a addict

Copyright status on my dick with some static

Helicopter pad on my bitch I can't land it

I feel rotten like some mu fucking cabbage

Test it on my hip

And get wrapped like a bandage

Sly cooper on this bitch

I'm a mu fucking bandit

Chemical burns on my mu fucking skin

Aye vest to vest you better buck up yo chin

Aye I nut on her mouth and I make that bitch grin

And I'm sorry Jesus I repent for my sins

Aye bladee on my hip and you could call me goofy

Hotel breakfast and I'm sick from this smoothie

Chilling with your grandma and we watching a movie

I feel like a cracker

Bitch I feel like I'm Weezer

X-rayed my dick and it's broken

I actually have a really small dick that's why you can't see it on the X-ray

So I cannot please her

Meth in my beaker

My grandma a tweaker

Wu tang it

Hey you know where the seven eleven is

He just swallowed a roach mother fucker

You know where the seven eleven is

Swallowed a roach mother fucker

This bitch got Verizon but she need to sprint

Aye fraction that boy like it's mathematics

And it's all fun and games till I pull up with a stick

Could you please text yo bitch

And get her off of my dick

I hate people like get out my face

Fuck all these pussies they in for the chase

Dick in a box got me doing the race

Slapping my dick cross her mu fucking face

Fucking broke ass bitches

Micro penis

I chop my fucking dick off

For a god damn micro penis

Aye

Fucking these hoes like none of them average

I don't wanna a bad bitch I wanna fat bitch

Vans on my feet bitch I look like a addict

Copyright status on my dick with some static

Helicopter pad on my bitch I can't land it

I feel rotten like some mu fucking cabbage

Test it on my hip

And get wrapped like a bandage

Sly cooper on this bitch

I'm a mu fucking bandit

Chemical burns on my mu fucking skin

Aye vest to vest you better buck up yo chin

Aye I nut on her mouth and I make that bitch grin

And I'm sorry Jesus I repent for my sins

Aye bladee on my hip and you could call me goofy

Hotel breakfast and I'm sick from this smoothie

Chilling with your grandma and we watching a movie

I feel like a cracker

Bitch I feel like I'm Weezer

X-rayed my dick and it's broken

I actually have a really small dick that's why you can't see it on the X-ray

So I cannot please her

Meth in my beaker

My grandma a tweaker

Wu tang it

Hey you know where the seven eleven is

He just swallowed a roach mother fucker

You know where the seven eleven is

Swallowed a roach mother fucker

This bitch got Verizon but she need to sprint

Aye fraction that boy like it's mathematics

And it's all fun and games till I pull up with a stick

Could you please text yo bitch

And get her off of my dick

I hate people like get out my face

Fuck all these pussies they in for the chase

Dick in a box got me doing the race

Slapping my dick cross her mu fucking face

Fucking broke ass bitches

Micro penis