i dislike you Lyrics

I want to

Watch you fall of a cliff and have you land on a seagull

In the sky above get shit on by an eagle

I really really dislike you and you're not special

How do you still own a generation one iPhone

With a cracked screen and the Crazy Frog ringtone

I really really dislike you and you're not special

I hope you're making a coffee and the milk is spoiled

And it goes all lumpy and it ruins your morning

I really really dislike you and you're not special

When you pour out the coffee as you're doing the dishes

Hope the water hits the spoon and gets your T-shirt a bit wet

God I really dislike you and you're not special

I hope you get a splinter

And your Wi-Fi only works intermittently

I hope your shoelace comes undone

And you stand on it

You start every sentence with no offence

Diesel, Por Homme, Paco Robanne

So many smells for just one man

A Weatherspoon's carpet

You jump the queue at Thorpe Park

Every one of your racist homophobic remarks

It makes me want to scoop your eyes out

A melon baller murder

Hope you drink your Relentless

And it goes down the wrong way

Fizz in your nose and guess what it's your birthday

And now you're slightly uncomfortable

Slightly uncomfortable

You jump the queue at Thorpe Park

Every one of your racist homophobic remarks

It makes me want to scoop your eyes out

A melon baller murder

Hope you drink your Relentless

And it goes down the wrong way

Fizz in your nose guess what it's your birthday

And now you're slightly uncomfortable

Slightly uncomfortable