Peewee Hockey Lyrics

I hear coach Gary Gunderson

Coming down the stairs

Whistling a melody

A warning to beware

He's almost to the locker room

Put childish ways aside

Tighten up your laces

Push down the fear inside

Eeny meeny miny moe

Peewee Hockey 12 years old

If you holler you will pay

What goes on here stays

I smell coach Gary Gunderson

The ash of cigarettes

Old Spice cologne

The rum upon his breath

And he cusses like a sailor

We've made him look a fool

Losing to the Warriors

He paces in the room

Eeny meeny miny moe

Peewee Hockey 12 years old

If you holler you will pay

What goes on here stays

It stays

It stays

It stays

It stays

I see coach Gary Gunderson

He's in my neighborhood

He asks me how my summer's been

I tell him it's been good

And he says, "So long I'll see you then"

And I watch him drive away

I breathe in deep the sweet relief

And live to fight another day