DROWNED BY A KANGAROO Lyrics

If I were born in the thirties I woulda been lobotomized

But I guess I wouldn't mind

If it meant I couldn't frown

If catatonic states were nickels I could be a billionaire

But then I guess I'd have to share

And that's where this metaphor breaks down

Oh bring me a bucket of fire ants

I'll spill em all down my shoes

And show me a man

Drunk on the Melbourne coast

Picking a drunken fight

Drowned by a kangaroo

I took my friend to Ikea, we instantly got lost inside

She told me that it had bad vibes

And I couldn't disagree

I dreamt about the giant monster coming to destroy us all

But maybe that's an early call

Cuz really it could be anything

Oh bring me a stovetop of boiling frogs

I'll scoop em out, set em free

And someday I'll find

A place in my brain where I'm safe

And when it comes crashing down

That's where I wanna be

Head of a vampire

Head of a skunk

We're gonna tear this ego down

Chunk by bloody chunk

Head of an avalanche

Dripping with sweat

These are the things about yourself

You try to forget

Oh bring me the head of Charlie Brown

Wrapped in the Saturday news

I'll be asleep

On this pile of English moss

To dream of my ideal self

Drowned by a kangaroo