Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! ft. Black Gryph0n & PiNKII Lyrics

I dreamt to be the very best

Among the strong and brave

But masters of the Pokémon

Prefer to feel like slaves

I left my home, I tried to pass

Right through the tall low poly grass

As the strangest feeling in my pants

Came like a tidal wave

A wild Lopunny appears

She's readily spreading her ears

You see an Incineroar flexing, oh dear

This ecosystem is weird

Heed their call to catch 'em all

Master stop rubbing your blue poké balls

Teach us new moves and carry us home

We always do as we're told

The furrýmonication's growing bolder

They say it's in the eye of the beholder

I say it's just effective

Yeah it's super effective

More than a couple extra polygons

My Fennekin evolved into a furry

An animal or not? The line gets blurry

I guess this is effective

Yeah it's super effective

So grab your ultra balls

Gotta smash 'em all!

Pretend you like this game a lot

Pretend you play it for the plot

The only rule that you've been taught

Must be the thirty fourth

You see machokes, they roam the wild

It looks disturbing, but you don't mind

'Cause in a fanfic that you write

It's getting so much worse

Pondering hearts

Hardening parts

Your partners completed the training

Your battling art's

Defying the charts

It's so much more entertaining

Gym leader appears

The audience cheers

Shattering battle arena

Well she has no clue

What you gonna do

To her naive Primarina

Ooh! Enemy Pokemon fainted

Ooh! This pleasure, oh it's so tainted

Look at her trainer, she's devastated

Take this, you haters of furry baiting

Ooh! A silence fell over the crowd

Ooh! Only some kid is crying aloud

But you won the match

And you got the badge

It's over the edge but your mommy is proud

Why not just cast a line and see who's baited

Reshaping the designs full-on R-rated

Well that could be effective

Yeah it's super effective

Why polish game mechanics or a plot

And at this point who cares what I've been drinking

I find the eeveelutions pretty kinky

It really is effective

Yeah it's super effective

So don't forget your goal

Gotta smash 'em all!

Lucario used "Choking"

And you don't wanna stop him

A route to any fetish

A harem in your pocket

Scorbunny likes it faster

Machoke is gonna rock it

Who wouldn't wanna master

A harem in your pocket (Gotta grab 'em all)

If you are into felines

You better ask Team Rocket

A route to any fetish

A harem in your pocket (Gotta yiff 'em all)

Scorbunny likes it faster

Machoke is gonna rock it

Who wouldn't wanna master

A harem in your pocket (Gotta breed 'em all)

Yeah you should be a master

A harem in a pocket

A furry waifus master

A harem in your pocket (Gotta smash 'em all)

Yeah you should be a master

A harem in a pocket

A furry waifus master

A harem in your pocket (Gotta smash 'em all)

Furrýmon!