Funky Monkey Lyrics

Hey I’m the new age beastie boy

Y’all go and tell your moms

I got that

Brass monkey

Got you feeling kinda lucky

Screaming baby please just fuck me

On the wall looking funny

Brass monkey

Got you feeling kinda lucky

Screaming baby please just fuck me

On the wall looking funny

Let me tell you a story about an awkward kid

Who never had confidence

Or sense on how to talk to chicks

I said sir it’s easy just take a sip of this

Around here we like to call it that funky monkey shit

This that funky monkey

The funky monkey

This that funky monkey

Got you drunk and stumbling

This that funky monkey

The funky monkey

That funky monkey

Got you drunk and stumbling

So messed up that I can’t feel my toes

Don’t even know where I am anymore

Find me a bed and find me some hoes

Or a trash can but keep it on low

So messed up that I can’t feel my toes

Don’t even know where I am anymore

Find me a bed and find me some hoes

Or a trash can but keep it on low

Got that brass monkey

Got you feeling kinda lucky

Screaming baby please just fuck me

On the wall looking funny

Brass monkey

Got you feeling kinda lucky

Screaming baby please just fuck me

On the wall looking funny

Yeah and now the confidence grows

So you pull up your pants and head straight to the dance floor

B line for the fine thang sitting in the front row

But then you trip on your toes

And land straight on your nose

Now It’s bleeding like period flow

Pissed off and you wanna go home

But than she walks up and offers you a tissue

And any drink that you want from the menu

You ask her if she’s had the funky monkey juice

Yeah the funky monkey

Brass monkey

Funky monkey

Brass monkey

Funky monkey

Brass monkey

Funky monkey

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