Burning Rings of Power Lyrics

Amazon is just fan baiting us

To avoid all that we want to discuss

The shoddy writing and the plotted holes

Not race relations or switched gender roles

The house of mouse ironic juggernaut

Are the bad guys in the franchise they bought

So marvel at the huge quality drop

The train wrecks speeding and will never stop

This macabre puppet show has seriously got to go

It hides the truly ominous things

Use the knife in our back to cut the strings

If we say no what can they do?

There are no grounds for forcing you

No one really has any clue

Just look it up for goodness sake

You get five minutes in your break

Wisdom comes when we discuss

The secrets always ominous

Power corrupts, distorts desires

Hired to fight not cause the fires

Spinning lies to stay on top

For all our sakes this has to stop

This really has to stop

Various factions blocking interactions all day

There's so much more left to say

We just get in the way of the plans

With our constant substantial demands

Watching the burning rings of power

Total waste of an hour or 8

A whole work day and a break

Basically slapping the Tolkien estate

No thank you Bezos

This I will not watch

No thank you Bezos

This I will not watch