Karaoke Classic ft. Infinite Arcade Lyrics

You're like the softest cactus spikes

Stuck on me tonight

The softest cactus spikes

Stuck on me tonight

Stuck on me tonight

My straw drawing

From a cold cup a Sprite

That's mostly ice

Fireworks tonight

Out over the water

I hid at the back

But got pushed forward

"Any Karaoke fans here?"

They pick on the awkward

Took matters from my hands

While you were busy talking

On the phone to Glen again

Can't he fix it himself?

Don't he know it's Saturday?

Had the choice of two

No clue what to do

Caught your eye at last

As they said "your time's passed"

Panicked

And went for the Billy Joel Classic

Your facial features

Collapsed, flipped

And reassembled

Mouth round

Brows hid behind fringe

Lips trembled

You might be right

Just the way you are

Don't ask me why

Don't ask me why

You might be right

Just the way you are

Don't ask me why

Don't ask me why

From the first line

I knew I was in trouble

He sings so high

But somehow not in falsetto

Sang the oh oh ohs

With difficultee ee ees

The booes began

As I confirmed my downtown status

Even the swans on the lake looked real angry

Amassed and moved on in to join the haters

On the front row

Still so much song to go

This check shirted type was starting for a fight

As you took up the spare mic

Saved the night if not my life

Me a vague baritone

You belting out the treble

I didn't know

If I'd be out on this weekend

And the way the meal went

I'd start to regret it

Fed up at always making

The conversation

One an eye on your phone

Hid under the table

If I fall I fall deep

Like a comic fable

I forget it with your laugh here

Is that top cashmere?

You're like the softest cactus spikes

Stuck on me tonight

The softest cactus spikes

Stuck on me tonight

Stuck on me tonight