Garden Gnomes Lyrics

You might see them in a garden near your home

You may even have one to call your very own

They wear hats in the shape of a cone

Look like plastic or ceramic but really flesh and bone

They come from Vietnam and the Euro zone

The are not elves, goblins or little garden trolls

Oh, be kind to your local garden gnomes

Oh, be kind to your local garden gnomes

Oh, be kind to your local garden gnomes

Oh, be kind to your local garden gnomes

They sometimes come in boxes with ventilation holes

Or get them on the highway by the side of the road

Some are in the forest where they naturally roam

They're friends with snails and like their beer with some foam

Some are evil but most have lovely souls

You'll find them where the crystal waters flow

Oh, be kind to your local garden gnomes

Oh, be kind to your local garden gnomes

Oh, be kind to your local garden gnomes

Oh, be kind to your local garden gnomes

What do I want for Christmas? I want a garden gnome

Something to protect your home? I want a garden gnome

Something for decoration? I want a garden gnome

Something with magical powers? I want a garden gnome

But when it causes trouble you can shoot your garden gnome

Throw it off a bridge or stone your garden gnome

Hang it from a railing or club your garden gnome

But until then, please be kind to your garden gnome