DERRICK SHAGS CONVICTS WIVES Lyrics

Every bus I get on

I always see his name

It's written on the back of seats

It's in marker pen

Do you know Derrick?

Are you married, have you been inside?

You know what they say about, Derrick

Derrick shags convicts wives

Derrick shags convicts wives... whoo oh

A 30p day rover

Or was it a Ker Ching

Do you know where Derrick is

He'll be getting it in

Is it real or is it fake

I know I wouldn't want a mate like Derrick

Do you know where Derrick is

He'll be round your house when you're in the nick

Did he keep her warm

Wen you was inside

You wrote it on a bus

On every ride