IBK Lyrics

This song is a shout-out to IBK, the fugliest baby I know

I wish the best to that little gremlin

IBK he was born that way

Unfortunately it's not something he can change

So I guess for now he'll just have to stay

But I hope I never encounter him at close range

That baby is ugly as fuck

I want to hit it with a motherfucking semi truck

You sure the baby daddy ain't a moose or a duck?

And all life's are priceless, but that baby cost a buck.

I'm glad I'm not that baby cause that would really suck

Looks like it clawed through a wall and came out the butt

Like right before dad came he got kicked in the nuts

And the sperm that reached the egg was all fucked up

That baby was born in radiation

Was the father mixed black or very fucking Asian

That baby looks 90 years old

Baby probably came out of the womb covered in mold

IBK he was born that way

Unfortunately it's not something he can change

So I guess for now he'll just have to stay

But I hope I never encounter him at close range

Looks like the baby got fermented

Baby seen some shit now baby is demented

If he were a smell he'd be rotten milk scented

I need some fuckin glasses with the insides tinted

That thing is the hammerhead of babies

If you kiss it on the forehead you'll prolly get rabies

That baby came out with a frown

You read the baby making manual upside down

IBK he was born that way

Unfortunately it's not something he can change

So I guess for now he'll just have to stay

But I hope I never encounter him at close range

IBK he was born that way

Unfortunately it's not something he can change

So I guess for now he'll just have to stay

But I hope I never encounter him at close range

That baby will survive the Armageddon

Thing was bought from seven Eleven

It landed facefirst when cast down from heaven

Baby looks like a motherfucking super gremlin

Baby already got wrinkles on his forehead

Should have stopped with the sex and done more head

Baby looks like he ate six warheads

Wah

Oooooh I ain't ever seen no fucking ugly ass baby like this

This baby looks like it was grown in piss

A little ass baby fucking grown in piss

A little piss baby fucking grown in piss

Like a little bacteria

Uhh yea

Uhh woah

Ohh yea

Stupid ass fucking baby with more than two thumbs

I bet his dad's stupid fucking head is dumb

Yeah

Onto the chorus baby, let's go

IBK he was born that way

Unfortunately it's not something he can change

So I guess for now he'll just have to stay

But I hope I never encounter him at close range

Uh

So sorry IBK

You lost the genetic lottery on this one buddy

Ugly ass fucking baby I'm gon—

Oh sorry