Teeny Tiny Thomas Lyrics

Teeny tiny Thomas

It's givin' goddess

Catch her on the block with

Her queens doin' that squad shit

She extra, need commas

Like 5'3 but she tallish

Got everybody astonished

Teeny tiny Thomas

When I go pay homage

That's microeconomics

She well read like a communist

In great shape like a rhombus

Fuck with her? Aw shit

You done fucked with the wrong bitch

It's jumpin' like hydraulics

For teeny tiny Thomas

I was afraid to get on the 'gram

I was self-conscious

Then she taught me to be friends with the cam

Like Longenis

Her confidence got confidence

Ain't dressed up, it's bottomless

She speedier than Gonzales

I gotta catch up like condiments

Seldom see her sittin' around

She ain't at no conference

Ooh's and aah's, that's her sound

She don't need no consonants

Strong as ten Colossuses

NNAN, autonomous

Gettin' capital even when she in a bit of a state

She Providence

Teeny tiny Thomas I gotta ask, you tryna smash?

She said "You mean this repugnant patriarchy? Why yes!"

Now she got me righteous

Reading Readers Digest

I got Socrates on my buttcheeks

See I'm such a wise-ass

Teeny tiny Thomas

It's givin' goddess

Catch her on the block with

Her queens doin' that squad shit

She extra, need commas

Like 5'3 but she tallish

Got everybody astonished

Teeny tiny Thomas

When I go pay homage

That's microeconomics

She well read like a communist

In great shape like a rhombus

Fuck with her? Aw shit

You done fucked with the wrong bitch

It's jumpin' like hydraulics

For teeny tiny Thomas

I learned a rhythm

That's for the streets like Sesame

She whispered words of wisdom

Now a nigga just let it be

Had a sickness, she cured mine

And y'all gettin' the best of me

I'm focused on a good time

Adderall and ecstasy

She said to me

"Be straight up when you move

Like all of them rooks and shit

Your mind, its all 'riot, girl!'

And you talking to them hood cliques

But also invite the white girls

Give 'em all a look in it"

So I let 'em into my world

I'm a Phoebe Waller-Brooklyn bridge

It's Triz