Afghan Stan Lyrics

AFGHAN STAN

Afghan Stan, Afghan Stan

Ain’t no friend of the Taliban

Afghan Stan, Afghan Stan

Is the prettiest woman-man

And he’s proud

And she’s marching on

Afghan Stan called up all his fans

And she said “here’s what we’re gonna do:

Gonna take our pride

Through the streets we’ll ride

I swear I got the perfect plan

Yeah we’re proud

And we’re marching on!“

We’re gonna make it

We’re gonna quake it

Nothing’s ever gonna be so cool

We’re getting naked

Everybody shake it

We’re riding rainbows through Kabul

Riding rainbows through Kabul

Yeah!

They all went down town, spread the news around

Of free food for the Allah-men

Those thick black beards,

Were hiding hungry mouths

That would open for anything

They would soon be devouring their future

As everybody knows

That’s where the good stuff grows

So they spiked every cake they made

Turning gun men into fun men now

Stripping them down for parade

Just watch’em shavin’ those cavemen baby

We’re gonna make it

We're gonna quake it

Nothing’s ever gonna be so cool

We’ll break their sacred

And fuck the hatred

We’re riding rainbows through Kabul

Riding rainbows through Kabul

Yeah!

Afghan Stan dancing hand in hand

With a pretty ex-taliban

On their rainbow float in his latest post

Our new heroes on Instagram

And they’re proud

And they’re riding on

And we’re loud

All singing this song

We’re gonna make it

They’ll never break it

Nothing’s ever gonna be so cool

We’re getting naked

Everybody shake it

We’re riding rainbows through Kabul

We’re gonna make it

We’re gonna quake it

Nothing’s ever gonna be so cool

We’ll break the sacred

And fuck the hatred

We’re riding rainbows through Kabul

Riding rainbows through Kabul

Riding rainbows through Kabul

Yeah!