Haunted Funhouse Lyrics

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

This day started out like any other

October 31st it was just another

Halloween, if you know what I mean

There's kids getting dressed up with candy dreams

And little Johnny got out of bed to start his day

He grabbed a zombie mask and went on his way

He didn't stick to the path

He led astray

He never would've thought that

Today could be his last day

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

On the short cut he saw something

He had never seen before

A big ass twisted building with

The bright red crooked wooden door

Before Johnny knew it

He was inside but to his surprise

All the laughs and cheers he heard outside

Turn to screams and cries

Too scared to think

Johnny runs quick for the door

But the door wasn't where the motherfucking

Door was before, no more

Johnny cries as tears fill up both his eyes

What the fuck did you think this was

Sit back and enjoy the ride

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Two big ass doors lead Johnny

Right through the mirror maze

Only Johnny doesn't recognize

His own fucking face

Screaming out "oh God"

What is this place as

Tears run down his face

A voice tells Johnny this could be

His final resting place

So let this song be a lesson

To any motherfuckers who be second guessing

Because Johnny went missing and

You might too

Because evil could be lurking

Right next door to you

Who knew that the myths were true

There are very bad things waiting to get you

So do what you're told

Stay away from the funhouse

And keep your souls motherfuckers

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

The story you just heard is true

The names and places have been changed

To protect the guilty

That's right, the motherfucking guilty

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Welcome to my haunted funhouse

(Welcome to my haunted funhouse)