Faded Lyrics

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated

Sitting 'round the house all day

Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

I love a lazy Saturday, when I can sleep in

Cozy on the couch, r.e.m. and I'm dreaming

It's the perfect way for me, to start up my weekend

Pry my eyelids open, wipe the crust, now I'm seeing

The clock on the wall, reading two in the pm?

I toss the blanket off me, as I rise to my feet and

I stumble to the bathroom, at a loss for equilibrium

Reach the throne of kings, raise the seat, and I'm peeing

Finished up my business, it's time for waking up

I grab that bottle of Rumchata, and my favorite coffee cup

Columbian beans, and American booze

Start the fire in my chest, turn off the snooze

After the pot's gone, pot's gone, it's time for a Bloody Mary

Got rot get grub in my belly, before this shit here gets scary

Fire up the grill, get the meat on the barbe'

Call up the homies, it's time to party

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated

Sitting 'round the house all day

Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated

Sitting 'round the house all day

Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

Shots and Baby Bombs in between beers be

Making sure I'm not viewing anything clearly

I'm tripping out like I was Timothy Leary

Trying to walk straight but I feel as though I'm veering

Off of course, of course that would be the case

Just finished off a case and I'm totally shit faced

Bro man dude man guy man buddy

Took a digger in the yard and my pants are all muddy

Where was my support? Yo, I called for support

Words are all slurred and my temper's getting short

It's alright though, just refill that Tiki torch

Wander off and pass out on the front porch

That's where you'll find me, head hanging low

Slumped over slightly in the street lamp's glow

Just another weekend in the H two O

Getting faded like a pair of five oh ones washed in stone

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated

Sitting 'round the house all day

Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated

Sitting 'round the house all day

Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

I'm back up and at 'em

Caught my second wind, I'm sucking air like a vacuum

A bottle of water is all I'm looking for

Before I'm curled in a ball, just puking on the floor

Ok then hey, all's well, alrighty

Rehydrated and feeling ready

To start tearing it up again

Grab the Jesse James American Outlaw bourbon

Whiskey is my weakness, gets me revved up

Mix it with some Coke, fill up my cup

Don't you be stingy, don't you hold back

Everybody hates a weak drink and that's a known fact

Listen to the radio while watching TV

Why would I do that? because I like to party

And this is my ignorant drinking song

So raise your glass up everybody sing along

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated

Sitting 'round the house all day

Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated

Sitting 'round the house all day

Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed