Folklore Lyrics

Dried coffee stains upon the manifesto

Doc Brown morning hair

Cigarillo clepto

Meet a fellow traveler I think not heck no

Already late to becoming an art bell scapegoat

Temporal manipulations not for the weak of heart

Stay at home if palpitations are less than a week apart

Build a time machine with spare parts from a cuisineart

Quote a little theory get a following it's horse then cart

More sport than art

Doesn't take finesse to convince the press of all the moving parts

Come and see me for snake oils and fan fare

I'll houdini and disappear outta thin air

I'm just attempting to create a little urban legend

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All black covert operation place artifacts

Obelisk installation that's a mufon starter pack

Unlimited breadcrumbs with the purchase of a foil cap

All clues can be decoded with the ring found in the crackerjacks

Calling all keyboard jockeys

and chocolate pocky snacking autocrats

To talk these impossibly wonky pseudo facts

Get mucho kudos jack

Same group that's reppin me claiming they're bringing Pluto back

I'm just attempting to create a little urban legend

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Pass the word onto all of your puny mortal brethren