Cuntry Song Lyrics

My sweet old mother of mine

Told me not to fuck my sister

So I fucked the cow instead

Livin' out on the prairie

Not havin' anywhere to put my dick

So animals I tried to make it fit

But mom caught me in the barn

So I put on my pit vipers and drove my prius on the range

So out on the road there I go

Far away from home

I missed it an awful much

Kissin' my daddy fuckin' my sister

And my mother I miss her

Country fuckin' is about family and Jesus

Country fuckin' I wanna fuck my sister

But Jesus said no so here I go

On the road I found Jesus he was so cool

He told me life was more than touchin' my sister in the pool

Here in Oklahoma my prius ran until it couldn't no more

So I prayed to God to send me Carrie Underwood 1995

Suddenly heaven heard my call and there

From the sky came down Carrie Underwood from 1995

All in her glory

All in her spick and span glory

And I was enamored

I was so enamored

Ya hee do doggy

I woke up in a ditch

My pants were off

Where my kidney was there was a stitch

I said damn you fentanyl

Carrie Underwood from 1995 you a bitch

But I got on my feet

Said damn that was neat

Went on my way

Got in my prius and drove away

While I was driving my dick fell off

Went to the doctor he said I HPV

Holy Pussy Virus

Country fuckin' is about family and Jesus

Country fuckin' I wanna fuck my sister

But Jesus said no so there I go

The doctor told me I was infertile

The police showed up

Sent me to the green mile

Told me I was a pedophile

Cause Carrie Underwood from 1995 was 12

How was I supposed to know?

Please No!