Birthday Surprise Lyrics

Must be my birthday

Cause you're bringing the cake

Get a big slice then put it on my plate

I'm sitting ready with the fork and the knife

Cut your booty open

You're going to the afterlife

Wait until you're finally gone, yeah you're not awake

Now we're gonna make a big ass crackshake

Oops there goes your life

Oops there goes my wife

Oh, well at least I've still got a sex life

Cuddle up with my baby yeah I miss that bitch

When I finally finish Imma throw her in a ditch

You know I'm gonna miss her I'll cry real hard

On second thought there's a spot in my backyard

So I start to digging

What a situation

Heard they got a call

Down at the station

Gotta start to hurry

Don't wanna get caught

I really gotta hurry and bury this thot

I hear the sirens getting close I'll throw her in the car

And if she ever wakes up I'll hit her with a crowbar

Now we finally made it

The back of Burger King

Throw her body in the broiler

Listen to that sizzling

Cutting up my baby man I miss that bitch

When I finally finish Imma eat her with some fish

You know I'm gonna miss her I'll cry real hard

That bitch is really tasty but she looks kinda charred