Loch Ness Monster Lyrics

There is a loch ness monster

And he's coming to play the flute

There is a loch ness monster

And he's coming to play for you

There is a loch ness monster

And he's coming to play the flute

There is a loch ness monster

And he's coming to play for you

It goes a-doo doo a-doo-be-doo-be-doo

A-doo-be-doo-be-doo-ba doo

You're not impressed and he's so sad

He tried his very best show

You're not impressed and he's so sad

So, he picks up the clarinet

You're not impressed and he's so sad

He tried his very best show

You're not impressed and he's so sad

So, he picks up the clarinet

It goes a-doo a-doo a-doo-be-doo-be-doo

A-doo-be-doo-be-doo-ba doo

Still not fazed and he's still sad

He's just trying to prove his worth

Still not fazed and he's still sad

So, he picks up his ol' tuba

You're still not fazed and he's still sad

He's just trying to prove his worth

Still not fazed and he's still sad

So, he picks up his ol' tuba

It goes a-doo doo a-doo-be-doo-be-doo

A-doo-be-doo-be-doo-ba doo

He is defeated and desperate

So, he goes to his last resort

He is defeated and desperate

So, he jumps off the nearest bridge

He is defeated and desperate

So, he goes to his last resort

He is defeated and desperate

So, he jumps off the nearest bridge

And he can't play because... you know...