Hungover Lyrics

What would you do if you had a million dollars

Here's what I'd do

I'd line up a row of bitches and fuck all of their bitches

I'd line up a row of blow and snort more blow than I can shove up my own asshole

I'd tell little Jimmy Christmas came early

And give him a box filled with my curlies

I'd say fuck you life sucks get a job like the rest of us

I woke up one day and said fuck it

I woke up today and said fuck it

My life is a waste of space anyway

Why should I watch what I say

Why should I retaliate

I'd rather just watch free internet porn and masturbate

What would I do with a million dollars

What would I do with a million dollars

I ask myself almost every hour of every day of every week it makes my brain weak

I'm numb from the ground to my teeth

Life was created to make you weak

Maybe I'd be responsible

Maybe I'd buy a real nice bicycle

Maybe I'd buy a big fucking gun

And kill everyone who's ever made me feel wrong

Life is, wait

Life is, wait

Life is, wait

Life is