Apex Legends Lyrics

I got a PC a year ago

It started out great, how would I know

That fateful day I met my bro

On Icebox in Valorant, he said "yo"

"I got this game that I used to grind

It started out tame, Jesus, I was so blind

'Til I got too good and I started to find

The game got real sweaty, but I didn't mind"

I should of just listened when he told me

"Don't download Apex on your brand new PC"

I didn't know these level 3s had a beam

To top it all off I got clipped on their stream

I fucking hate this game, I'm always cursing

All I go against is smurfing and smurfing

Stop making alts cuz you can't play your rank

Our team killed 2 but their third was on flank

Third party players get off of my ass

Four teams just shot me, now I'm eating grass

Just shoot each other first, don't aim at me

Why does everybody have an R3?

My rank is Gold but I play against Preds

Diamonds heard shots so I'm 'bout to be dead

I got shot 24 times in the head

By an R9, guess I'll get off instead

Hey bitch, I don't have a gun

For a BR game, this shit isn't that fun

L-Star in my face that shit hit like the sun

I just got killed by a Pred, Season One

Damn, you're so fucking lame

Volt against fists, no that isn't the same

I'm landing on garbage when I start a game

Call Respawn scarecrow since they have no brain

Fuck, dude

I can't sweat any fucking harder

Fix your shit

And I just wanna give a shoutout to Chrome Touch for the beat

Let's fucking

Run this

Shit

I just respawned him it attracted enemies

This game is trash but it will be the death of me

My Legend's head be lookin' just like Kennedy

No time to revive, I'm dying slow, steadily

Third party players get off of my ass

Four teams just shot me, now I'm eating grass

Just shoot each other first, don't aim at me

Why does everybody have an R3?

My rank is Gold but I play against Preds

Diamonds heard shots so I'm 'bout to be dead

I got shot 24 times in the head

By an R9, guess I'll get off instead

We landed in Runoff

I'm popping my gun off

I just heard a Wraith cough

Come on Valk, let's take off

Got scanned by a Blood

A Charge Rifle beamed me, that guy is a stud

And down goes my bud

They're shooting razors and I'm shooting spuds

Looked down at my HUD

I am 1 shot crouching down in the mud

Then I heard a thud

I got third partied, my gun is a dud

I got third partied... FUCK

Third party players get off of my ass

Four teams just shot me, now I'm eating grass

Just shoot each other first, don't aim at me

Why does everybody have an R3?

My rank is Gold but I play against Preds

Diamonds heard shots so I'm 'bout to be dead

I got shot 24 times in the head

By an R9, I'll just get off instead

Fuck you Respawn

Why'd you make such a dogshit game?

Get your SBMM up to speed

Ain't nobody gonna play your shit

If they keep going against Preds