Kitchen Calendars Lyrics

Sitting in the kitchen staring at the page

A space for you a space for me I'm holding back my rage

The pens don't work the columns are full, why am I even here

Double decades of digital so what the hell my dear

I synchronise my Google apps with a zillion other folk

It's really very simple is this a kind of joke

Backward thinking while I'm singing such a waste of time

I wouldn't be surprised at all if you'd rather I just mime

Save more trees don't be a twat

Stop buying pens and bring this to an end

Save more trees don't be a twat

Burn that kitchen calendar down

You spend all day on your phone thumbing over shite

Insta Twitter entertainment news but I wonder if you might

Consider that it's time to change and modernise your ways

You still play CDs in your car like a post modern craze

We've electric bikes, hoverboards and satellites up in space

Yet here we are losing track of the simplest social case

I write mine you write yours such a retro chore

The only time it really relates is when I'm standing on this floor

Save more trees don't be a twat

Stop buying pens and bring this to an end

Save more trees don't be a twat

Burn that kitchen calendar down

Save more trees don't be a twat

Stop buying pens and bring this to an end

Save more trees don't be a twat

Burn that kitchen calendar down

Save more trees don't be a twat

Stop buying pens and bring this to an end

Save more trees don't be a twat

Burn that kitchen calendar down

Save more trees don't be a twat

Stop buying pens and bring this to an end

Save more trees don't be a twat

Burn that kitchen calendar down