Welcome to Midlands Lyrics

While enduring our stay as tenants at, Glassboro

We have encountered quite a few issues

Many of these pertain to the ongoing construction

As well as the property management by

Oh god, I'm lost, I can't find my way out of here

I'm surrounded by everybody else's fear

How did I manage to leave myself behind

Get out the whip, and leave a cloud of dust behind

Ping-pong days are over, let that sink in

Big ass living room, open, let the breeze in

Sing-song in the studio where The King sits

In the kitchen sickening dishes, who let the bitch in?

Leave, everybody's watching me

Let out steam, so I leave

To the place where I can be, by myself and green

Light it up, with a cup of Lairds, I'm drunk

See the sun is coming up, go to bed, I'm waking up, I suck it up

Shout out to Tony

These fuckers don't even know me

I always feel like I'm stoney

For fact everyone is a phony

This place is feeling so homey

I gotta leave in the morning

I didn't pack my emotions

Captured it all on my Sony (My Sony)

Shout out to Tony

These fuckers don't even know me

I always feel like I'm stoney

For fact everyone is a phony

This place is feeling so homey

I gotta leave in the morning

I didn't pack my emotions

Captured it all on my Sony (My Sony)

Waking up the hens, I feel so dead again

I need to make amends, before I get ahead

Should I be on some meds?

I can't even feel my head

I'm waiting for the demons to give me all of the reasons

Omega Delta 10 is making me think I'm deep and

Kappa Sigma party is just around the corner

I'm just smoking some smarties to get my problems started

And then, I switch to Sharpie and draw on the walls, I'm sorry

Big-brother-Brian I'm dreamin' about him dying

I ash that shit in Midlands, then I make him cry and

I leave a bag of shit in the front of his little business

I gather round the tenants I know they won't wanna miss this

Shout out to Tony

These fuckers don't even know me

I always feel like I'm stoney

For fact everyone is a phony

This place is feeling so homey

I gotta leave in the morning

I didn't pack my emotions

Captured it all on my Sony (My Sony)

Shout out to Tony

These fuckers don't even know me

I always feel like I'm stoney

For fact everyone is a phony

This place is feeling so homey

I gotta leave in the morning

I didn't pack my emotions

Captured it all on my Sony (My Sony)

We appreciate any and all correspondence

If further discussion is necessary

We would like to set up a meeting with the owners

Together with, as soon as possible

Thank you