Dress Like A Pirate Lyrics

What if i woke up and decided

I wanna dress like a pirate

I'm pretty tired of folding clothes

Every day down at target

Well maybe someday ill sail the sea

Glad i woke to write this song

If it makes me enough money

I'll be gone gone gone gone gone

Don't wanna spread any hate

Or do much plunderin to ya

Just wanna map that may or may not

Lead me to buried moola

Oh i blame it all on my dad

He'd always urge me to play along

Makin movies in the backyard

Oh my heart is too far gone

Well maybe someday ill sail the sea

Be the hero of my own tale

If i die before then maybe

I'll reincarnate as a whale

Where's my green flag

Where's my go ahead

Wanna do something

Crazy before i'm dead

Lotsa red flags

I'm ignoring them

Don't need a ship

Guess a raft would be alright instead

Just get me out of here

Just get me out of here

One day i woke up and decided i wanna dress like a pirate

I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at target

Well maybe someday ill sail that sea

Be the hero of my own life

If it makes me enough money

I'll finally quit my 9-to-5

Well just you watch ima sail that sea

Glad i woke up to write this song

When it makes me enough money

I'll be gone gone gone gone gone

Gone gone gone gone gone

Gone gone gone gone gone

Gone gone gone gone gone