Pleaser Lyrics

No I've never been uptight

Now they got me sittin' upright on my own time

Damn what did you put me on

I feel claustrophobic in these socks

And you can say what you want

But it won't make up for the damage you've caused

No it won't make up for the sleep I've lost

Or the tears I shed when you say it's your job

And I can't be trusted in a tank top

You feel disrespected when I talk

To you like a person to you like an equal

I make a joke and suddenly I'm evil

I can be so charming if you just give me a chance

I've been among the favorites of the parents of my friends

But you think I'm a rebel just cause I don't understand

Why I'm going to the office just cause you didn't like my pants

I think that I could be her

I've tried a million times but it didn't work

I don't know how to be your pleaser

You think you know the answers

Honey you're not that guy you just make it worse

You don't know how to please me either

But maybe

If you just call me baby

I will say you're my everything

And we'll play dress up as we sing

Maybe

I don't know the difference between fake and real things

So let's pretend to fall asleep

And I'll make you cereal in the morning

Oh oh oh I'll make you cereal

Though you should get a warning

Cause all you're ever gonna get is

Plain corn flakes

Rice Krispies no treat

Cheerios no honey

I've been cutting sugar so I can sleep

But I don't think it's gonna work too much

You've been pressing your luck and you're showing it off

To your friends on a Sunday brunch and I won't say much

But you're going up up

Up there in the sky

And you called me while you were still high

You said you loved me you said it twice

So I hung up and then I cried

Yeah I cried for an hour

Then I took a warm shower

Then I wiped the makeup off my face

And then I went to sleep

And I slept like a baby

Nah I'm just playing not really

But isn't that such a nice thing to believe

Because

I think that I could be her

I've tried a million times but it didn't work

I don't know how to be your pleaser

You think you know the answers

Honey you're not that guy you just make it worse

You don't know how to please me either

I think that I could be her

I've tried a million times but it didn't work

I don't know how I don't know how I don't know

I don't know how to be your

Pleaser I know I'll never

Be her so

Please let me be your pleaser