Fuck Florida Lyrics

I went up to Nashville

To the nearest White Castle

A stark contrast to the sunshine by the sea

I was over stimulated

By the substances in my suitcases

Thinking this is how I'll welcome 23

Cause getting out of Florida

Well it brings me some euphoria

I pack my bags like

I don't need much

I think I'm gonna head up north

I don't really have a choice

There's only one direction and that is up

So fuck you Florida

I'll see you when I return

I know the ocean will be where I left it

With the lessons that I'll never learn

So fuck you Florida

I promise I'll see you again

And the days that I spend just wandering states

I'll realize that I'm Floridian

One night in Chicago

I was asked if I was Latino

And I said no that's just the color of my skin

He stood there all perplexed

He looked around

And then he said

Are you sure that you're not Mexican

Maybe it's my facial hair

I'll shave it off

Cause I don't care

I'll never have to trim this shit again

Then a thought came to my brain

And I realized what he was saying

So I yelled

That I'm Floridian

So fuck you Florida

I'll see you when I return

I know the ocean will be where I left it

With the lessons I'll never learn

So fuck you Florida

I promise I'll see you again

And the days that I spend just wandering states

I'll realize that I'm Floridian

And in West Palm Beach

At Respectable Street

There's a show that's going down

If I know Sara she's at Propaganda in Lake Worth deep downtown

We'll head down to Miami

For a show at Bar Nancy and we'll try to gather a crowd

I think I might love these towns

But fuck you Florida

I promise I'll see you again

And the days that I spend just wandering states

I'll realize that I'm Floridian

So fuck you Florida

I'll see you when I return

I know the ocean will be where I left it

With the lessons that I'll never learn

So fuck you Florida

I promise I'll see you again

And the days that I spend just wandering states

I'll realize that I'm Floridian

Oh

I'll realize that I'm Floridian