Hay (Acoustic) Lyrics

I was walking down the road one day

And I came across a bale of hay

Hey what is that doing here

Well you know I've got a horse Doobie

And he likes to joke around of course

And I thought he might like to have some chow

I went and got the tractor away

Went down the road on a sunny day

Picked it up and headed back to home

Well this hay looked kinda funny to me

But what the hey hay is hay

And the plug was just chompin it away

Well the horse went crazy

Jumped over the fence jumped over the clothes line

And trampled some tents

Man I never seen a plug move fast like that

I thought I'd give him a try at the track

So I took along the hay as a snack

Signed us up and away we go

Took him out back gave him some hay

About that time the starter said it's time to play

He took off like a shot

Well hold on tight away we go

Around the circle and don't you know

We passed them all in a cloud of dust

Across the finish and over the fence

Over the judges and though the tents

Before I knew it I was pulling up my driveway hey hey

Well I went and put the horse away

And I sat on my chair to ponder the day

And it was about that time that the phone it started to ring

Something about a bail of hay but all I could say was neigh

I don't know what you're talking about

Well the horse went crazy crashed through the door

Jumped over the chair and he slid across the floor

Well I think that plug just wants his hay back

Well if you're traveling down the road someday

And you come across a bail of hay

Just leave the damn thing alone

Hay!