George Costanza

Walking around, sure can get old

Gonna get a car that a man on Craigslist sold

Went to the parking lot where he said it was

I think I saw this place in the background of a postcard once

I said "who's that man laying in the backseat?"

He said "the ones up front are the only ones that get heat"

I said "what's that got to do with him?"

He said "ain't nothing warmer than the body of that man"

Oh man, I feel like George Constanza

Stepped back from the car, ran into the yard where I yelled

"You cheated me, you're as strange as you are mean