Christmas in Medway

Was Christmas Eve was walking see this wanker tryna steal the burgers from the front of greedy banker, I felt kinda bad the guy looked like a zombie stumberling around like every girl that's found inside the wonky, I chased him to the cricks into the car park, I think his name was Arthur Cus this prick looked like an ardvark, i rugby tackled him so Hard hit the deck which wasn't hard Cus he was small like lord farquud from shrek, don't run away you prick Cus i will slam ya, i used my leg to trip him up like israel adesanya, i wish i had my camera when I handed him his fate Cus when i tripped him up there's anger Cus he landed on his face, watch ya back there's always dangers lerking like on tinder with a match but then there not the same person, and even if the birds have got some back fat don't sack that cus il he double teaming them with Kak hatt,

It's Christmas time, so everybody raise your drinks your wine

The stars they shine, I can hear the bells and I can hear them Chyme

The stars are aligned now

I found where I am and know where to head now, I think that it will be okay, turn on the lights cus it's Christmas in Medway

See santas here and I've been fucking watching ya, going to casinos then get fingered after Rochester, it's taking out every OZ in me, now your hole is massive it reminds me of a chimney, I'm big and fat my belly always jiggles now my beard is very itchy and that's terrible it tickles but, sometimes that can also be benificial cus the single mums in Chatham love it when it hits there nipples , been here for 30 years I'm a survivor I've seen Billy go from one pound donations to a fiver, it's Christmas so be sure to have some change and if you don't he's doing contactless so you can still exchange, it's Christmas time kick back and have a beer enjoy the people in your life cus one day that will disappear let's raise a glass to all the people that we love that we have lost and stick some Michael buble on and we can all watch him defrost

It's Christmas time, so everybody raise your drinks your wine

The stars they shine, I can hear the bells and I can hear them Chyme

The stars are aligned now