City Bitch

Cupid's a monster a hideous beast

With greasy little fingers and yellow teeth

Covered in fur lurid and leering

And when you're alone he seems so endearing

His diet is awful he burps and he farts

And here's why you don't want to get pierced by his darts:

They're totally toxic, they make you feel sick

You thought it was romance, it was only a prick

Now they're feeding the worms in your soul

And your eyes are bleeding and you're out of control

Poking a snout from a hole in the wall