The Day I'm Voted President

I know the campaign will have been pretty intense

Parties joining forces; several secretaries brought together so that adding up, their manifestos could make some sense

My two party alliance might have looked smaller than everyone's, making you think I'm short of horse sense

But trust me, my running mate has never had a match; don't be fooled and start judging books by their cover

Igniting an irresistible romantic atmosphere, Poetry has authored success stories of many a sincere lover

I just don't know whether or not I'll be the country's first devoted Christian Chef d'État

Ain't so sure whether I'll be her sixth guy, seeing I really took my time, knowing great haste always makes great waste

Her Highness, Professor Singleness, badly desired a third term; that's an open secret

The laws being adjusted; her relatives in the village, convinced Singlehood would win, had vowed she would forever be a lone lady

African magic gets more real than is projected in your living room; she could only get a guy over their dead body