Reasons Why We Can't Have Superheroes In Nigeria

Superheroes!!!! We've all heard that they save the world in movies and comics. But there's one country where saving people lives and properties will be the biggest mistake of their entire life......Let's hear it up for NIGERIA!!!!!.....

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Reasons we can't have superheroes in Nigeria

1: They won't have suits for the first weeks of their job because of how Nigerian tailors disappoints

2: Superman can't save people in the night....he will be struck on traffic with all the witches and wizards

3: Thanos would have gathered all the "Infinity Stones" just to find out that they are Aba made

4: Aquaman will be too busy handling the problems he faces with Mami water (Marine spirits)

5: Flash would be discouraged when he see Gala and La Casera vendors in traffic

6: If Captain America shield mistakely hits an old yoruba woman and she packs sand to swear....RIP Captain America

7: Thor will throw his hammer and it will never come back (Don't ask why....you know the reason already)

8: Beast Boy will be use for "Suya" immediately he turns to ram

9: Because of skyscraper scarcity....
Spiderman will have to trek unless he is comfortable using the Nepa poles

10: 9ja Bet boys would kidnap Dr Strange since he can see the future

11: Batman won't save anyone because of Lagos traffic

12: No light to charge Iron man's suit

13: Nobody would want to wear cape because of heat

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