Statements That Teachers Make In Nigerian Secondary Schools That Can Give Students Heart Attack

Secondary life is a mixture of fun and pain. From the fun of silly teenagers to the headaches from teachers. After sleeping as early as possible so that u will be able to get up early to school and after all the torments on the assembly, you get to your class thinking it's all over and suddenly those crazy teachers will just show up and start giving us heart attacks

Well these are some of the statements that our teachers make that can give heart attack

1: "Everybody Should Tear A Piece Of Paper"

When a teacher comes to the class with his/her lesson note and before writing anything in the board, says "Everybody tear a sheet of paper", all the students heart will fly cos they all know that it is time of the test u never expected at all and it is a bigger problem if u re the type that doesn't read when it is not test or exam period but only reads when it is announced that there's gonna be a test or exam

2: "You Can Have It Back By The End Of The Term"

These statements makes most student to fall sick. When you're caught using something that's not allowed in the school premises and your teacher seizes it, and when you go to his/her office to beg them to release it, they say "Okay....remind me to give it to you at the end of the term" that's more painful than when they say "You can't collect this" becos they are indirectly telling you that "You can never have this"

3: You have five minutes more/Pens up

This kills when you are in an examination hall on top hot paper. Those who chews the pen cover, or look at the ceiling for answers, or those slow writers, they will all start to tremble in fear when the investigator shouts on top of his/her voice "Five minutes more or Pens up. You can even faint when the investigator is one who don't listen to students pleas when collecting the papers

4: "What Was The Last Thing I Said"

Our honourable teachers are good when it comes to asking questions. They are always ready for those students who don't pay attention in class. They will always ask the last thing they said before called you. Well thank God we have some stupid-smart students who just replies "The last thing you said was what did I say last"

5: Time To Call Out The Names of Noisemakers

Although this period causes heart attacks, it also makes your mind and brains sharper than before. Y'all may ask why. Lemme tell.

This period increases how fast our brains works because you have to think of the lie to tell your teacher when he/she asks what you were talking about or what made you talk. But "Beware Of Implicators", they are always ready for you when you lie.

6: The Principal Is Calling You

The first question you will ask yourself when you get such message is "Why is he/she calling me now". You will now start a flashback on the rules and regulations if the school you've broken and the particular day you broke them. If you haven't broke any that day.....U will have peace and joy of mind

7: Tomorrow Is Open Day

Almost all the students heart sinks when this announcement is made. We start jumping from class to class looking for celotapes, gums and correction pens to put our books back in order. Those nasty students that always write or draw nasty things on their note even give as far as to seal a particular page and when ask why it is sealed, they will answer "I wrote something really important that I don't want to lose or tear that's why I sealed it"

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