Best Rapper Ever

Best Rapper Ever - Tom MacDonald

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Hello, Thomas, I see that you're depressed, what's the problem?

Is it the skeletons you're hiding deep inside your closet?

Have you been reading all the names they call you in the comments?

Have you been worried your haters will put you in the coffin?

Are you distraught that you promised vodka was not an option?

Now you're having thoughts of doing shots, Tom, you're an alcoholic

Is that true? You're upset that you can't have booze?

What's the matter Thomas? Something's got you in a bad mood

Yeah, it does, I'm anxious, nothing calms me down like Xanax does