Hey, Girl! With Bobby Jean Spears

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   1. 1 Adderall, 2 Forks!

   Sorry so late....don't worry we explain!The highlight of this episode is surprise calling one of our dear friends who listens to and loves the show! We talk about what its like to be a teacher these days and even more importantly we get an exclusive first hands on review of our "Hey, Girl!" Mug that comes after 3 months of being an "Extreme Betch" On Our Patreon. Excuse the audio in block 2 we didn't know until after that something was wrong but I did my best to fix it!Enjoy and remember we love

   Mar 12,2022 01:10:01
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   2. Reverse Pooping

   This Episode is brought to you by Bobby and 2 edibles. This episode is a prime example of how this podcast has no real theme. The only thing you can count on being consistent is Craft Services, and this one wasn't even that good! Honestly, I'd sum it up but I (Bobby) was over served and I will be listening along with you to see what its all about! Hopefully You and I both enjoy it!Follow the show on insta @heygirlpodFollow Bobby on Insta @itsbobbyjeanspearsFollow Scott on insta @itsthebarebackco

   Mar 04,2022 01:19:32
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   3. Brush Your Teeth and Pee

   HEY BETCHES!!!I TOTALLY FORGOT TO UPLOAD IM AN IDIOT!!Enjoy!Rate us 5 Stars and leave a nice review!Join our Patreonand get access to our super fun show Behind The Beef Curtains!Follow the show on insta @heygirlpod and interact with us! We love to hear from you!Follow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspears on instaFollow Scott @itsthebarebackcontessaxxBobby & Scott

   Jul 16,2022 00:00
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   4. Happy BirthGay, Dear Bobby!

   Bobby has made another trip around the sun. Since this episode is a little late we went in with no outline or idea what we were going to talk about so this episode will be full of surprises (for us too I know we discuss Scott and Bobby's husband's emotional affair that Bobby vehemently supports, Scott and Bobby finally label their relationship and Bobby Shares (and performs) his candidate for the most underrated Disney song! That and so much more (I think...you'll have to listen)Don't forget to

   Feb 26,2022 01:35:21
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   5. 2 Messy Queens...In a New Studio!

   Hey, Betches!! I know...long time no "see" (on Patreon)...or long time no "hear" if you STILL haven't joined...your're missing out Henny!Anyway, we took last week off to move. Yes the rumors are true...we have left "The Dining Room Stu-Stu-Studios" and are now settled nicely into our new "UNNAMED Studios"...any suggestions are welcomed!This is a typical messy episode with the usual amount of absolute trash box humor and a ton of laughing! One of my favs so far!Over on our Patreon Exclusive Show

   Jun 28,2022 00:00
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   6. Tee Many MarToonis!

   ITS OUR TENTH EPISODE!!!!!!!You guys!...I can't believe we have made 10 consecutive episodes....We celebrate with quite the craft service's spread, and cocktails fit for queens! We laugh, we burp, we fight (because Scott can't stop tongue popping), we reflect on how we got to such a level of success beyond anything we could imagine, and The Bareback Contessa surprises Bobby with a trivia game on his FAVORITE movie of ALL. TIME.!! How did he do? Does he deserve to call himself a STAN? You'll have

   Feb 18,2022 01:39:31
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   7. The Secret Word is...Commode

   This episode we take it to the streets and interview a listener and make her tell us how amazing we are!We want to hear more from you guys so reach out anytime!!We are manifesting a biiiig live show one day...we will even auction Scott off!Join us on Patreon for the full experience and for access to the Patreon Exclusive "Behind The Beef Curtains"Follow the show @heygirlpodFollow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspearsFollow Scott @itsthebarebackcontessaWe LOVE youxxBobby & Scott

   Jun 14,2022 01:15:11
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   8. Poppers & PopTarts

   We are back back back again still hunkered down quarantining but feeling' frisky. In this episode, boy do we have nothing for you! From a very special Craft Services Spread to what's in our bedroom nightstands to our first kisses (not with each other) we bring you all the quality content you have to expect from us! We also announce the new and improved pre-show available EXCLUSIVELY to our SUPER & EXTREME tiered BETCHES on the "Hey, Girl" Patreon! We are halfway to our goal and as soon as we hit

   Feb 10,2022 01:34:05
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   9. Cum Wenches and Discount Dicks

   sorry so late I had.....im flaky lolwe will have another new ep thursday I hope this entertains you....we love you all and want to hear from you. so follow the socials @heygirlpod or text us at 567-600-FART(3278)Remember you can watch on YouTube just search Hey girl with Bobby Jean Spears....obvi ok luv uxxBobby & Scott

   Nov 06,2022 01:22:16
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    10. LGBTQ-Anon

    Happy Pride Month Betches!....So in true Bobby form I totally forgot to upload this after we recorded...my apologies!!DON'T FORGET TO RATE US 5 STARS AND LEAVE A GLOWING REVIEW!!!Enjoy...we LURVE you! Consider joining our PATREON and watch the show plus get access to our Patreon Exclusive show "Behind The Beef Curtains" its MUST SEE TV!Follow us on insta @heygirlpodFollow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspearsFollow Scott @itsthebarebackcontessaEmail us ANYTIME @ [email protected] 

    Jun 10,2022 01:08:19
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    11. The Slobcast Minisode

    We are so sorry....it looks like "Omi-Rona" has hit the Hey, Girl Studios. We couldn't just NOT do the show tho. Please enjoy our attempt at "the show must go on" We love you and we will be back with our normal energy next week!! xxBobby & Scott

    Feb 03,2022 44:52
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    12. Happy Halloweiner!

    HAPPY HALLOWEINER BETCHES!The BBC and I dress up in our finest costumes.Join us for laughs,scotts gross beef stew, watcha watchin,and a terrible segment where we try to play heads up and it just flops.Lastly Brian if you are reading this we said goodbye Brian at the end but it cut us off! So ......goodbye Brian!xxBobby & The BBCWatch us on YouTube!Get Bobby's Lashes HERE!Follow the pod @heygirlpodFollow the BBC @itsthebarebackcontessaFollow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspearsEmail us [email protected]

    Oct 28,2022 01:21:19
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    13. I Don’t Remember Recording This

    We are back after too long of a hiatus, but I can't really describe this episode bc....Booze and THC pills....I literally puked after this was recorded lol....ENJOY!!!  

    Jun 01,2022 01:05:29
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    14. Bobby Gets Drugged

    Welcome back betches!! On this week's episode so much nothing happens you won't believe your ears! From Bobby trying  an adult cocktail for once to Scott drugging him and so much more. Scott even updates us on his love life! Does the Bareback Contessa have a new handy man in his life?Can you believe you get all of this for free?? What a blessing!However, if you feel like you would love to help support the pod, consider joining our Patreon!Shop our new Mugs & Tumblers!If you want to try our new f

    Jan 27,2022 01:43:10
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    15. Scott Married His Cousin

    Hello! Sorry we are late...we're flakes, deal with it  The BBC recaps his wonderful weekend in Georgia and we go on many tangents in between....enjoy! Remember we're on YouTube just search Hey Girl With Bobby Jean Spears!!Instas:@[email protected]@itsbobbyjeanspearsShop My Lashes @ www.gerardcosmetics.com use code ITSBOBBY for 30% off!Text us at (567) 600-FART (3278)

    Oct 22,2022 01:29:21
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    16. Hail to the Queeef

    Scott is all caught up on the Marvel universe, we try the sprite challenge (I hope you like burps), Bobby Try to do dishes and make rice pudding, and so much more nothing! Don't Forget to Subscribe, Rate and Review and check out my new Real Housewives Podcast "The Family Van: A Real Housewives Breakdown with Bobby Jean Spears"Join our Patreon and become a betch to get the video pod AND the hilarious Behind the Beef Curtains!Follow us @heygirlpodFollow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspearsFollow Scott @itsth

    May 11,2022 00:00
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    17. Snow Gay!

    Everyone loves a good day off work thanks to a good ol' fashioned snow day!We got SO much accomplished (and by that I mean many a movie was watched) In this episode we detail our lovely snow day, have some cocktails, discuss why dating sucks so hard in this day and age, and for the FIRST TIME EVER we invited listeners on to the show by putting a zoom link on our instagram to come on the pod!! It was so fun....Did the Bareback Contessa make a love connection? Only time will tell! LEAVE US A 5 STA

    Jan 19,2022 01:22:23
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    18. We’re Here til The Water’s Clear

    I'm sure its been a long 3 weeks without us but never fear we're back! We catch you up on all the event and goings on in our lives the past three weeks and as always tell you what tv you should be watching. Also look forward to some real sexy talk about my incontinent dog. Life is a joy!Remember all episodes are available as videos on YouTube so feel free to watch us over there and subscribe....thats also where we will post any and all bonus content....we love you betchesfollow the show @heygirl

    Oct 13,2022 01:30:31
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    19. We Skipped the Met Gala for This!

    We decided to skip the MET gala and record this for you all instead because we are such good people. After spending the whole day together we STILL managed to find things to talk about!The BBC gets a new appliance, we worked out, weird things that anger us, no one wants to pay to see Bobbys feet, plus since we stayed home we toot and boot some MET gala looks!You should really check out Behind the Beef Curtains on our Patreon bc we played a game and its hysterical! C U Next TuesdayxxBJS & the BBC

    May 03,2022 00:00
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    20. The Heffalump In the Room

    OMG… We are late! Don't worry, we aren't pregnant we just lost last weeks episode. To be honest it's probably for the best it went a little long and we talk about it in this episode. This episode is jam packed with nothing… Some of which includes how crappy our week has been, trying new cocktails, our weekly shout out to Brian, an exciting announcement, how to get out of a ticket with Bobby Jean Spears, Scott's new stage name, our weekly dream guest manifestation, the usual raving about Yellowst

    Jan 13,2022 02:08:03
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    21. Tikki Tikki Tembo

    Hey, Girl! Sorry for the lack of episode last week...I couldn't bring myself to be on camera! All will be explained in this episode! Plus we have a riveting discussion about what escrow is....that, and a whole lot more nothing on another CAN'T miss episode of Hey, Girl!Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube to watch all the episodes your heart desires, plus bonus content. (there's actually bonus content for this episode...our pre show "huddle" if you will!Pleeeease Rate us 5 stars and Write a

    Sep 13,2022 01:14:49
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    22. Mary J Obliged

    This is a gem of an episode! We give you an update on Scotty's eyeball, we talk about being too hard on yourself, we give ADVICE (FINALLY and we want to do it more so hit us up), and I Try a Bloody Mary For the first time (I used Bloody Mary Mix and MUJEN AI !)We Hope this episode makes you laugh and that you love it! We LOVE doing this! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LISTENING!!PLEASE....Leave us a 5 Start rating and LEAVE A REVIEW and USE YOUR WORDS PEOPLE :) hehe thanks :) Join our PatreonFollow the s

    Apr 19,2022 00:00
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    23. Plan on it!

    Happy New Year!! In this episode we bring you the riveting, smart, and educational content you deserve for example: reading my empty planner that I never use but always attempt to. In one action packed segment We even compare our handwriting and try writing with our left hand. What else do you really want from us? We promised nothing and I think we are delivering. Watch us on Patreon!Follow the Show on Instagram @heygirlpodFollow Bobby on Instagram @itsbobbyjeanspearsFollow Scott on Instagram @s

    Jan 05,2022 01:39:58
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    24. God’s Plan

    Hey betches!! I don't end up talking about anything that I planned to really but, hey....that's the show I guess right?We love you and WELCOME NEW LISTENERS!! RATE 5 AND GIVE A GLOWING REVIEW WHEREVER YOU LISTEN!Text Us anytime to contribute (567)600-FART (3278)or email us at [email protected] FREE ON YOUTUBE!! ( www.youtube.com/@heygirlpod69 )Follow the show on insta @heygirlpodFollow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspears&& follow the BBC @itsthebarebackcontessa Everybody Say Love!xxBobby

    Feb 03,2023 01:23:38
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    25. We Have a BIG Announcement!

    Live from the Baby Girl Studios to your home!On top of a whole lot of nothing, stay tuned towards the end for a big ol announcement!Follow the show @heygirlpodFollow Scott @itsthebarebackcontessaFollow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspearsLeave us a 5 Star Rating and write a glowing review on Apple Podcasts!Love you betches and hope you like the announcement :) xxBobby & Scott

    Aug 30,2022 00:00
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    26. We’re Infirmed

    Hi everyone!! We have a MAJOR update on the eye health of our DEAR DEAR DEEEAR Bareback Contessa & Bobby gets a little vulnerable about his current mental health situation. We discuss our current house hunting and for craft services we have coffee with different creamers bc we are trying to lose weight! Plus...we discuss our creepy upstairs neighbor! There was no "Behind the beef Curtains" This week, bc the bareback contessa is infirmed, but we are thinking of other things we can do on our Patre

    Apr 12,2022 00:00
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    27. And Just Like That...I Crapped My Pants.

    Truly living up to what we promise...this episode really is about nothing. From recapping our holidays.....to Sex and the City.....to our potential acting careers.....and we top it off by talking about crapping our pants! WATCH THIS AS A FREE VIDEO EPISODE HERE!....This is your chance to Test drive us and consider joining our Patreon ...you will get the video podcast every week along with bonus content like the pre show, live events, and behind the scenes of this AMAZING production!Also, you wil

    Dec 28,2021 01:36:31
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    28. Dirrrty Jobs

    Hey Betches! On todays show we talk about how everyone thinks Bobby is a woman on the phone, explore dirty jobs that pay well and decide if we could do them, life updates, of course Whatcha Whatchin, and much more!Subscribe and Leave a 5 star rating and review for our unconditional love.Watch us on YouTube at www.youtube.com/@heygirlpod69 Follow Scott @itsthebarebackcontessaFollow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspearsxxBobby Follow the show and interact with us on instagram @heygirlpod

    Jan 27,2023 01:38:40
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    29. Went on a Walk and Got The Runs

    There's alot of oversharing in this episode, and again Scott viciously attacks Bobby over his PERFECT feet xxBobby

    Aug 16,2022 00:00
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    30. That’s Not Pee...That’s Squirt!

    This Episode has it all. We discuss looking for places to move, ponder if Scott has a early on set cataract, and We fall down a rabbit hole of viral videos of days gone by...we are talking old school internet videos that kids today would scoff at...but they hold a special place in our hearts. All that and SO MUCH more if you can believe it!Craft Services is delish as always even if we belong in the nursing home for loving rice pudding with a passionYou can watch us make it on our Patreon Exclusi

    Apr 05,2022 01:35:47
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    31. Happy Holigays!

    Well, the holidays are upon us and before we head off to get them over with we wanted to make sure the 3 people that listen to this podcast have something to listen to other than their crazy family. In the second installment of our new HIT podcast we bring you all the riveting content you can handle (all whilst Bobby perhaps indulged in a teeny bit too much tequila & Fresca!). We taste test some new novelty Kit-Kats, fight over what TV shows are good and which are bad, and Bobby explains how he

    Dec 22,2021 01:03:40
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    32. The Good the Bad and the Ugly

    Helllloooooo We are BACK! Where have we been? What have we been up to?...Listen (or watch FOR FREE on YouTube) for all the monumental events that we've been thru the past month....Let me give you a brief tease.....1) We lost an episode 2) Scott broke a bone3) Update on Bae (to help me with his cancer bills go to my GoFundMe)4) Bobby got fired (another reason to help with my go fund me lol)5) Whatcha Watchin6) New Family Member7) Bobby became a caretaker8) What we got for xmas, fav xmas songs & f

    Dec 29,2022 01:55:06
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    33. It’s Season 3 y’all

    We took a little break but we BACK! Did you miss us? we missed you!We make sure to catch you up on all the monumental events that have happened since last episode...including my worst trip to New York ever and Scott Sleeping with my husband!Leave a 5 Star Rating and a Review pleeeeaseJoin our Patreon for the full experience...its not to be missed!Follow the show @heygirlpodFollow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspearsFollow Scott @itsthebarebackcontessaC U Next TuesdayxxBobby 

    Aug 09,2022 00:00
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    34. Back From HiAnus

    We're BAAAACK! It's season 2 of "Hey, Girl!" so get ready for even MORE nothing!This week we catch up on everything that went down during our HiAnus, craft services slays, and we talk "the movies that made us gay". All that and so much more that I couldn't begin to tell you....mainly because I don't remember! Enjoy and thank you for listening!! Don't forget to subscribe, rate and review!Join us on Patreon for the video version of the pod and our newest show "Behind The Beef Curtains"Follow the S

    Mar 25,2022 01:18:26
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    35. Allow Ourselves to Introduce Ourselves

    Get to know Bobby and Scott. Where they come from, how they met and the story of their friendship...plus follow their many tangents....and get used to them!

    Dec 14,2021 01:23:42
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    36. Happy Spanksgiving!

    The consistency has lacked and we apologize but between the bbc breaking a leg, my microphone breaking, my dog being sick and other shit (we will mention it allllll) we are just going to return next Thursday!!have a safe and amazing thanksgiving!!! We love you!

    Nov 22,2022 00:59
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    37. Happy 4th Betches!

    We hope everyone enjoys their holiday we will C U Next Tuesday! xxBobby & Scotty 

    Jul 03,2022 00:00
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    38. Slobcast 2

    **EDIT** I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE BUZZING IS....I WILL SHAPE THAT UP FOR THE REG POD!!**Hey Girl! So we felt bad that we didn't get an episode out on Friday due to technical difficulties, so today we recorded a little mini slobcast for y'all. Gave us an opportunity to work out some kinks and bring you a quick little dose of Hey, Girl! We will be back in full force soon...we are recording Sundays from now on, releasing Behind the Beef Curtains and Full Video Episodes to SUPER and EXTREME Betches o

    Apr 02,2022 31:56