Arcane Ninja RPG

All Episodes (22)

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   1. S01E20: Two proposals and a funeral.

   The Russians are in Atlantis?! It cannot be! Why? ...and What!?! The royals have been murdered? Is Princess Metopia telling the truth? Has there been a coup? ...and How safe is it, really, to go biting on undead?Tune in to find out!

   Nov 30,2023 02:01:32
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   2. S01E19: The Circle of Life

   The White Bear Clan has come to Atlantis? Impossible! And why would they destroy the Shroomie grove? Will our heroes defeat them once more? Will they get answers? Tune in to find out!

   Nov 14,2023 01:53:16
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   3. S01E18: Is it a sex thing?

   Atlantis is like no other place our ninja have ever been to before, older and more majestic than the most ancient wonders that have withstood the test of time on the surface. The squad has emerged into the dry section of the city and they are being welcome by the Atlantean King and Queen themselves. What will the royal reception be like? Will they finally be able to return to the surface? Tune in to find out!

   Oct 31,2023 01:32:12
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   4. S1E17: Deep Conditioning

    They already failed once to catch the smoke-made hellcat wreaking havoc inside the oracle whale. But now they have extra help from the mushroom girl, Sprout, will it be enough? And once they catch it, what will the Atlanteans do with them? Will they let them go? Will they help the squad get back to the surface world? Tune in to find out!

   Oct 17,2023 01:43:33
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   5. S01E16 - Catching Smoke

   Everything has gone sideways. The Oracle Whale is hurt and has hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean. The hell cat that escaped from Leonora's boat is wreaking havoc and is proving difficult to catch. To cap it all, the Atlanteans are just abut to get involved. How will our ninja get out of this one? Tune in to find out what happens next!

   Oct 04,2023 01:42:55
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   6. S01E15: A Hairy Solution

   The deep, pitch undulating, growl of the hell cat reverberates through the inside of the Oracle Whale. In the brain cavity, the lights turn red and the entryway seals shut, trapping Edelmira and Leonora inside. The air is running out. There is no time to waste, our ninja must jump into action. Will they be able to catch the smoke-made cat in time?! Tune in to find out!

   Aug 22,2023 01:12:17
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   7. S01E14: Whale Doctors on Three!

   Our ninja entered into the third mirror shard in search for the last fragment of the prophesy. Now they only have to resist the temptations in the room, for they have been turned into flies. As important as they know paying attention is, the Orange Fanta glass on the table sitting next to the half eaten stake, the dog lying on the floor, the sweat covered uniform of the practicing ninja, are all so alluring. Will they be able to resist?! Tune in to find out!

   Aug 08,2023 01:36:14
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   8. S01E13: Kafkaesque

   Our ninja got two parts of the prophesy and things look grim. The book recovered from the library of Babel told a heart wrenching story and left a troubling warning. Will our heroes-to-be find the answers they seek in the last fragment of the prophesy? Will they even be able to obtain it? Tune in to find out!

   Jul 25,2023 58:01
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   9. S01E12: Shock to the system.

   The prophesy is not complete? What?! Our squad has obtained one piece after suffering a great loss, but it looks like they are not done yet. What challenges await them? Will they succeed in obtaining the other pieces? What will be the price? Tune in to find out.

   Jul 11,2023 01:27:08
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    10. S01E11: Choices - Part 2 -

    Absenthia, willing to sacrifice themselves, went in first. They placed their palm on the mirror surface and were sucked in at the point of contact, as if they had been made out of cloth. The others would not accept the sacrifice and followed in pursuit into the nightmarish mirror shard. What awaits them on the other side? Will they become trapped? Will they be able to recover the oracle? Tune in to find out!

    Jun 27,2023 01:16:34
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    11. S01E11: Choices - Part 1 -

    Our ninja forcefully learn about whale anatomy as they search for the Oracle. Could it be that they may not return back once they enter? Will they learn their future? Will they finally understand why the adorable Gremilin, Pug Louisa, hatched out of its green dotted purple egg? Tune in to find out!

    Jun 13,2023 01:19:07
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    12. S01E10: Surrender to the anus

    Our heroes finally found the Oracle Whale! Or perhaps it would be better to say that the Oracle whale found them. Will they find out why the Gremilin, Pug Louisa, hatched? What adventures await them inside a whale the size of a small continent? Tune in to find out!

    Jun 01,2023 01:21:19
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    13. S01E09: Nautical Knots

    The squad enlists Leonora to take them to the suspected location where the island of Atlantis once was, and where the Oracle Whale is suspected to be found. They set off in Leonora's motor boat, seemingly too small for the high seas, on a multi day journey. They hope the gremilin, Pug Louisa, will attract the whale just like the gremlin eggs are supposed to. Will they find the Oracle Whale? Will they survive the high seas? Tune in to find out!

    May 16,2023 01:18:28
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    14. S01E08: I wash my chest every four months

    After an especially long day, it's time for some dinner. By the way, what does Pug Louisa Eat? Also, at the Drunken Master Pub:  Agarast Razor in "Sing or Die: An Operatic Experiment and Rave Party. What will the squad's first mission be? Tune in to find out what is all this about!

    May 03,2023 01:52:03
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    15. S01E07: Pug Louisa Shoe Panini

    An adorable little creature hatched out of the Gremilin egg! What?! Impossible!? It was never heard of a Gremilin egg hatching before. What is the creature? Will they keep it? What will Commander C. Norris do with it? And, how did our young almost-ninja do in their test? Will they have to re-take it? Tune in to find out!

    Apr 18,2023 01:23:30
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    16. S01E06: There is nothing to go down on

    Russian ninjas stealing the Gremilin eggs? What? Impossible! Gorroh, the four armed Germilin guardian faces off one of the intruders as our squad goes in pursuit of the rest. Will they find them? Will they be able to recover the stolen eggs? Will they graduate? Tune in to find out!

    Apr 04,2023 01:33:31
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    17. S01E05: The White Bear Empire

    Our ninja-youngsters finally found their loved ones, only one more obstacle remains to finish their exam: to defeat the, extra tough, four armed giant, Gorroh. Will they succeed? Will the exam finally be over? Tune in to find out!

    Mar 21,2023 45:47
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    18. S01E04: Snake Eyes

    Will our ninja-to-be manage to overcome the giant snake presently trying to swallow Tony? Will they be able to rescue Carmen's granny, Abby's father, Tony's nona and finish their graduation exam? Will they pass their test? Listen to find out!

    Mar 07,2023 02:06:00
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    19. S01E03: The Jungle Layer

    Our ninja-to-be continue to make progress in their graduation exam as they struggle on their mission to rescue their loved ones. Will they be able to enter the Jungle Layer in the restricted section of the Claybelt Ninjitsu Museum? Tune in to find out!

    Feb 21,2023 01:51:09
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    20. S01E02: The Beginning: Of Pretty, Fragile, Things

    The beginning of our story. It's starts on the day of our heroes-to-be graduation exam from the Claybelt Village Ninjitsu Academy. Tony, Carmen and Absenthia, are all grown up and are as ready as they will ever be: It's a heist!

    Feb 07,2023 01:58:57
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    21. S01E01: Those Who Spark - The Prologue

    Meet our heroes, Carmen, Absenthia and Tony as they go through their "sparking" and enter the Ninja world.

    Jan 24,2023 49:00
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    22. Arcane Ninja RPG - Opening Intro

    The intro to our TTRPG Actual Play podcast telling a story about Ninjas and Magic. 

    Jan 19,2023 01:04